Welcome to our series: DBI’s Top 10 Most Wanted.🚨👮♀
Some of the stuff that we see in the field is pretty wild, and we want to share it with our community in hopes of educating everyone on what NOT to do when it comes to draft system design, build, installation and maintenance AND so you know what type of work is unacceptable from your paid vendors & suppliers.
For example, meet one of our current top 10: ICEBERG DECONSTRUCTION SERVICES
The Iceberg organization is wanted for recently replacing a potentially operational glycol power pack for a large national customer with equipment that was not correctly sized for their draft beer system in Oxnard, CA. They lied to the customer about their mistake and initially forced the customer to keep the incorrect glycol power pack, then removed it without notice leaving the draft beer system offline. The customer could not pour beer for its guests.
Wanted For: Fraud, Burglary, Conspiracy, Theft
- Aliases: Frozen Mass Systems, Icecap Deficient Systems, Iceberg Systems
- Date(s) of Birth Used: 3/9/2023
- Place of Birth: Henry E.H. Beach, CA
- Height: Unknown
- Weight: Unknown
- Scars and Marks: The service manager has a tramp stamp that reads “Mediocre Design Systems,” A tattoo across his chest reads “Uninspired Service.”
This criminal draft beer system installation organization has operated in Southern California and Nationally for over twenty years with the support of one of the country’s two leading national part suppliers. They were acquired by another large company based out of the Southern United States and were recently featured in one of our Top Ten Most Wanted Publications.
Iceberg Systems is related to the iceberg that sank the Titanic in 1912. Most icebergs melt within the first year, a few last two, and it’s a rarity to last more than three years, but this company has been causing disasters since the late ’90s. Rather than sinking boats, they sink draft beer systems and your profits.
This organization should not be allowed near draft beer system equipment in any establishment. After interviewing recent victims, they noted that the technicians were humming “Never an Absolution” from the Titanic Sound Track as they installed the wrong glycol power pack.
We believe their parent organization is currently purchasing other companies throughout the country to form a modern-day “iceberg alley” that has the potential to sink a draft beer system near you.
Iceberg Systems must be brought to justice for its crimes against this customer and all others they’ve managed to damage over the last two decades.
Have you received service from Iceberg Systems for your draft beer system? We suggest contacting our office immediately for verification that your system is set up correctly to deliver the perfect pour on every pour.
ALL MEMBERS OF THIS ORGANIZATION SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS!
➡ Has Iceberg Destruction Systems shown up at your establishment? Call us so we can provide you with the correct solutions for your draft beer system issues.🍻